Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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