I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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