I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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