did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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