big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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