It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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