some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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