I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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