Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I would ride that face into the sunset
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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