I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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