Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??