i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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