dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My vagina is very pro this idea