i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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