1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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