I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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