There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
The beer is more important than you right now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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