Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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