The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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