Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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