no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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