I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Randomize
