No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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