so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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