wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
