Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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