I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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