Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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