There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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