I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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