I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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