oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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