Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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