I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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