just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She bit a glass in half.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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