the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
how does that bad decision feel?
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