theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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