I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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