she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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