Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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