I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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