Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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