If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
so let's talk penis.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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