That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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