We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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