i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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