it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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