we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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