dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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