Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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