oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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