you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
