Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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