wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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