i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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