I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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