You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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